Just when you least expect it

David Fong

I spent the first 25 years of my life looking for love in all the wrong places.

Turns out, however, there weren’t too many ladies out there looking for love in all the Fong places.

Actually, my dating history wasn’t too bad — up until about the second grade. I had plenty of girl friends until then — there just happened to be a 15-year gap after the second grade in which I couldn’t get a date if I bribed a girl. (Not that I actually tried bribery. Or would admit to it in print if I had).

This became a pretty big problem along about the seventh grade or so. That was right around the age boys started dating girls. While most other seventh grade boys were holding hands with their girlfriends in the stands at the high school football games on Friday nights, I was sitting there trying to figure out what play Steve Nolan was going to call next (Note: more often than not, buck sweep). Which would have been fine, had I wanted to go out on a date with Steve Nolan.

High school was an even bigger disaster. While other boys my age were thinking about who they were going to ask to homecoming or the prom, I already knew my prom date was going to be Hughes, my best friend in life — who, fortunately for me, was every bit as inept as I was when it came to matters of the fairer sex. The two of us felt almost betrayed our senior year when our friend Randy (and I use the term friend in its loosest sense) actually got a date to the prom (we’re pretty sure he did bribe her).

It’s mighty lonely going through high school watching all the other boys and girls going through the dating rites of passage. Which is why I was so excited to graduate and go to college at The Ohio State University — home of roughly 26,000 members of the opposite sex. I figured even someone with a face like mine could find someone at a school with that many females whom I could date.

And, believe or not, I did. I finally went on my first date and — at the tender age of 22 — kissed my first girl. Still, though, I never dated anyone seriously for more than a month or two — you know, roughly the same amount of time it took for them to actually get to know me.

By the time I graduated and moved back home to Troy, I had pretty much resigned myself to the fact I would be alone for the rest of my life. If I couldn’t find a lady at a school that size, what chance did I have in a town whose well had been dry my entire life?

And that’s when love came walking in.

In June of 1998, the Troy Daily News was in the market for a new reporter. The former executive editor, David Lindeman, interviewed a number of candidates. When one of them came in for an interview, I walked in during the middle of the interview and handed him a slip of paper, telling him it was a phone message.

That piece of paper read, quite simply: “Hire her. She’s hot.”

Mr. Lindeman did hire that young reporter — who turned out to be much more than just “hot.” She also turned out to be intelligent. And patient. And caring. And funny.

And my wife.

Fifteen years ago this week, I married that beautiful young reporter. Since then, we’ve gone on to have two perfect children and survived the seemingly daily ups and downs of marriage. More than a dozen years removed from the time I first laid eyes upon her, I’m still not sure what it is she sees in me.

I spent 25 years searching high and low for the perfect woman.

Then she ended up walking right through the front door.

David Fong is a group sports content manager based in Troy, Ohio, for Civitas Media. Contact him at dfong@civitasmedia.com; follow him on Twitter @thefong.

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